The Sexiest Man Alive!!!


Who is the man that single handedly changed the face of heavy metal music as we know it today? Well, umm, I don't know, really. But I am pleased to present Mr. Kip Winger! Fawn over him as millions have before you. Love him as you know you should. Worship him as the god that he is.

oh baby
where do I get one of these?
hold me down!
Everybody should have a Kip in their shower!
I love that leather jacket!
Somebody catch me, cause I'm gonna faint!

delicious!

I'm coming home, loverboy!


I am proud to be the President of The Sarahland Kip Winger Fan Club.
And here are the lyrics of the Winger song "Seventeen." We at The Sarahland Kip Winger Fan Club have adopted "Seventeen" as our theme song. Everyone can identify with the primal need to perform illegal acts with underaged girls.

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SEVENTEEN (4:04)
(K. Winger/R. Beach/B. Hill)

I saw sparks fly
From the corner of my eye
And when I turned
It was love at first sight
I said please excuse me
I didn't catch your name
Oh it'd be a shame
Not to see you again
And just when I thought
She was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet
And brought me to the floor (she said)

I'm only seventeen
But I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough for me

Come to my place
We can talk it over
Oh everything going down in your head
She said take it easy
I need some time
Time to work it out
To make you mine
And just when I thought
She was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet
And brought me to the floor (she said)

I'm only seventeen
You ain't seen love
Ain't seen nothing like me
She's only seventeen
Seventeen

Such a bad girl
Loves to work me overtime
feels good (ha)
dancin' close to that borderline
She's a magic mountain
She's a leather glove
Oh she's my soul
It must be love

I'm only seventeen
But I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen
Daddy say she's too young
But she's old enough for me

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This page is dedicated to Julio, the most devout Winger fan I've never met.

Go back to the waffles.