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the random ravings section...

I personally think the new background makes reading the text much more manageable.
If you wanna go to the new page, here it is.

And sooooo, what's changed in my life? Not much, really. I'm still in school. Blech on that one. I've recently developed some theories on education. Here they go, in no particular order:

• Most college students have no reason for being there. I'm talking about those brats who bitch and whine over every assignment. Each time a quiz or test is announced, these people can be heard moaning and muttering. If they're courageous enough, they will attempt to convince the professor to postpone work, using phrases such as "but I have a paper due in *insertrandomclasshere* that week." Wah.
  
• For some reason, colleges cater to these pathetic bastards. If enough pansies whine loudly, most professors *will* actually change dates of assignments. And they wonder why they get no respect? Please.
• Let's talk about "cooperative learning" (read: group work). Who the fuck came up with this one?! Rather than having the professor teach the students, let's put one or two intelligent (read: willing to work) students with a bunch of friggin' retards (read: those lasy bastards who LOVE these types of assignments) and see if they can TEACH EACH OTHER! Nice try. Inevitably, the A students do the whole damn project, the C (I'm being nice here) students might contribute (if they feel like it) one or two things, and then they all - ALL - receive B's. Get the fuck outta here!

Anyway, enough of that. Let's think happy thoughts.
Uhhhh welllll happy happy happy boobies yah yah heee hee!

Here is a picture of me.
And here are some more pictures of me, my dogs, my truck, and whatever else.

Woohoo! Something new! Go check out my Male Masterpieces.

Feel free to look around, but don't miss the Shrine to Kip Winger.

He's back, baby, with eight lives to spare! Run, don't walk, to the grand re-opening of Bob's house.

I am proud to announce the new home of the definitive list of wrongness.

And here are some hot and sexy links for you to enjoy.

Okay, I think it's about time I give my boyfriend a little credit. He's really a great guy and I love him a lot. He's German though, so he's a little eccentric. It really turns me on when he dresses up like his favorite actor and pretends to be a hero, so here's a pretty recent picture of Stefan all dolled up. Mmmm that boy can give me mouth to mouth any day, baby.

My friend Steph has special needs.
Here is a picture of her:

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